softerworld:

A Softer World: 1138
(not every verb has to be transitive)
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rambling-insanity:

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I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

(via cotea)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

when you see a cutie in the row behind you

There are two types of people 

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

(via fake-mermaid)

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brokje:

amu-baqi:

when you refuse to look at your bank account balances and pretend like everything is ok

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vinebox:

My typical school day

(via tyleroakley)

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13bananas:

#goatkisses #maryland #farm #cute #animals

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: tephor, via stevenbong)

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